The Worst Movie Ever Made

Even the infinitesimal space this post will consume on the Blogger servers is too much to devote to commenting on the "film" Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It is an utter waste of time, money, and brain synapses. If the exercise of litigation itself didn't have to involve reliving the experience, I would sue the producers to recover the exact state of my life prior to walking into that theater. That's all I have to say. If anyone sees one of those memory eraser flashlights from Men in Black on eBay or something, buy it for me.